My wife wants to hold a wedding ceremony for our cats...is she crazy?

We have three cats, and two of them are very close to each other (male and a female). A while back, my wife proposed having a wedding ceremony for the two of them...and I thought it was a silly joke.



Today, I found out that she is for real...she actually sent invitations out for this ceremony...



Behind my back, she booked a hall, justice of the peace, ordered flowers and actually HIRED A DJ!!!!!!



I'm livid at this idea and this stupid waste of money. She has been pissing money away quite a bit lately and I think this is the last straw.



...what should I do?

My wife wants to hold a wedding ceremony for our cats...is she crazy?
As a counselor myself, my professional opinion is that yes, your wife is crazy. But not nearly as crazy as people who make up stupid questions and post them on Yahoo Answers.



Dr. Freud. paging Dr. Sigmund Freud
Reply:Oh My God... I seriously hope this is a joke. If not, and she really did this... she needs proffessional help. Marriage is a ceremony amongst HUMANS... animals need not apply. That is crazy.
Reply:Just saw your other q's - like does the red cross take menstrual blood.



Seek professional help.
Reply:I would have a serious talk with her and ask her does she need psycological help
Reply:She's just a hopeless romantic who is transferring feelings for some reason. Nutty as a fruitcake though. You gonna keep her?
Reply:Divorce her and sue the ***** for maintenance
Reply:No days you don't get married you just shack up...why waiste the money. I hope you are kidding!!
Reply:I'm sorry but imo this is looney! I think she must have mental problems if she's serious. Sorry.



***note*** Now that I looked at your other questions I see this is a joke. ha-ha
Reply:Hired a DJ???



What will they sing, the Meow Mix commercial theme???



Did she get a wedding dress and tux for the cats?



I think you might be able to profit off this... just think of all the people who would attend just out of curiousity (no pun intended) ... and give you lots of money for sympathy, being her husband and all.



AND if you like the spotlight, you will definitely make the news BIG TIME!



If you decide to cancel...... I'd like to steal the idea!
Reply:put your foot down cancel it all %26amp; get the shrinks in she's obviously barking mad
Reply:Do you have any children? If not, divorce. I hate to say this, but she is off of her rocker...



Did you know about this before you were married? If you did, then you are to blame to..but if not..man, get out of this one QUICK
Reply:As a DJ I suggest you play:

"The Alley Cat" by Bent Fabric

"Look what the Cat dragged in" by Poison

"Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent

and

"Stray Cat Strut" by The Stray Cats



otherwise this is a completely absurd party. I hope your DJ brings kitty litter. Have fun! It sounds like a crazy idea, but to each his own.



For serious weddings in the Chicago area or in Lake County, IL just visit:



www.elitedjmusic.com
Reply:Your wife is nuts. And that is the bigest wate of money I have ever heard of.
Reply:Cancel the wedding! I've never heard of such a thing! LOL
Reply:In my opinion, women "into cats" are goofy..............