Oh dear - How would YOU explain this away?

The following item was in a global round-up of silly things that have happened worldwide, in 2007!



A US man who ordered flowers for his mistress sued the florists after they sent a note to his home thanking him for his order -- thereby informing his wife of his infidelity.

Oh dear - How would YOU explain this away?
Would've been better if they'd included the message he sent to his bit on the side.
Reply:Ha Ha serves him right. How on earth does he think suing the florist will help save his marriage. The guy deserved to be found out.
Reply:serves his right, the wazzack! typical to sue the florist though, blame anyone but yourself when you screw up! i hope his wife is divorcing him - for his arrogance! diane.
Reply:memo: Don't send flowers to mistress
Reply:funny.....sort of like Google Earth, when they were taking the pictures and the cheating husband's car was in the driveway of his mistress.....I'd like to have heard his explanation for that one too!
Reply:First of all, I'd say he deserves it. But that's what happens

when you leave a paper trail! Next time maybe he'll

pay cash!
Reply:One word: BUSTED!



I have no sympathy for him.
Reply:I hope he got a very high award of damages especially if the bit*hes in the florists did it to be bad. If they were just stupid he shoulfd get a substantial award too.



If he called them fat the judge would send him to jail especially if they are fat and the judge is a fat woman
Reply:Too funny!
Reply:What a dumbsh*t !!!



Everyone KNOWS that when you send flowers to your mistress, you use your business address for the billing address !!! This is the reason why !!!



Its men like this that give us "good" cheaters a bad name :P



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Why so many thumbs down ?!?!? You guys can't tell sarcasm when you read it, can you :)
Reply:Ahh, that karma's a funny old thing !
Reply:Did he win his case?
Reply:that's a good one ! unfortunately he will probably win
Reply:ha ha ha ha

divine retribution!!
Reply:What goes around comes back around!
Reply:wow...and he had the nerve top sue...thus really confirming the affair...some people are gutsy... or crazy.
Reply:Dont worry America,us Brits are right behind you,with all these stupid law's,and Brussels just make's it worse,at least you arent tied in with them.
Reply:Uhmmm, I don't think you could explain that, or at least I wouldn't fall for it......hahaha he shouldn't have been cheating, that makes him a scumbag.....
Reply:i think this is great!!!! see people....you can never tell just how you'll get caught!!!
Reply:They will sue anybody for anything in the US !! but this serves him right !



The obvious solution would be to say they'd got the name mixed up, or to ask the florist not to disclose his identity or give his true home address, or to buy his wife the same bouquet as his mistress or just to be faithful to his wife...



Why is a mans life SOoooooooo complicated, and they say we women create problems... yer right !!!!



a friend x



Merry Christmas
Reply:good for the florist :P